Jordan | 22 | Florida | Short I also go by Chibi or Pine

Lots of shit I like to post.  (」゚ペ)」  

Occasional NSFW.

Brilliant. REally? No.

notmargaery:

*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable

buckydarns:

i pledge allegiance

to the butt

of captain america

(Source: romoanov)

science-and-things:

hlaar:

So I’ve heard somebody wanted to see a gif of that moment when Brian Cox was ran over by Stephen Hawking. Here it is, I hope it loads.

This gif changed my life

science-and-things:

hlaar:

So I’ve heard somebody wanted to see a gif of that moment when Brian Cox was ran over by Stephen Hawking. Here it is, I hope it loads.

This gif changed my life

ubiquitousdreams:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

recklesscreature:

robochai:


This was a running gag with my sister during our Disney World trip.


its pretty true 

not to mention drinking hot drinks. steamy glasses will be the death of me

this is so accurate i want to cry

ubiquitousdreams:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

recklesscreature:

robochai:

This was a running gag with my sister during our Disney World trip.

its pretty true 

not to mention drinking hot drinks. steamy glasses will be the death of me

this is so accurate i want to cry

floozys:

parental figure: “sit like a lady”

me:

image

mummyshark:

It’s official! Ghostbusters Donuts will be at Krispy Kreme starting 9/29! Read the press release here.

mummyshark:

It’s official! Ghostbusters Donuts will be at Krispy Kreme starting 9/29! Read the press release here.

tags → #SWEET JESUS #DISA #LOOK 

lubricates:

maybe if i ignore my homework for another hour it will get easier

Sirius: I'm serious.
Remus: I'm a were.

petercapalldii:

midnight-mindpalace:

there’s always that one fanfiction that deserves to be turned into a movie

and it sure as hell ain’t 50 shades of grey

constarrynight:

refined-grace:

"Elmo is with his good friend, Lupita. They are talking about all the great things about their skin. For example, Elmo’s skin just happens to be very ticklish. Lupita’s skin happens to be a beautiful brown color. Skin can come in all different shades and colors. Isn’t skin just the best? However, ticklish or smooth or black or brown or white or tan, be sure to love the skin you are in." 

I love this. I LOVE THIS. I love this. Children need to see this. Adults need to see this.

Sesame Street killing the game getting Janelle Monae and Lupita Nyong’o to appear in the same month. Keep it up Sesame Street!

(Source: soph-okonedo)